Balancing a full Sunday roast on his head and holding a single pea in his mouth like it is a badge of honor. Roasto treats Sunday dinner like religion and gravy like politics. He calls everyone “champ,” insists he makes the best roast potatoes (he does not), and falls asleep immediately after eating. If you wake him up, he will lecture you about the correct way to season carrots.
Skills:
Buys store-bought yorkshire puddings and says he made them
Snoring through family arguments
Turning one pea into a personality trait
Personality:
Warm, stubborn, self-proclaimed “roast master,” and the type to clap when the beef comes out of the oven.
