Plonkers ✧₊˚⊹

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Meet Plonkers.

Plonkers is the kind of Blobbit that makes no sense but somehow fits right in. He lugs around a giant kiwi like it’s treasure, keeps a puffin for reasons unknown, and balances a cow blob with udders on his head because… well, because Plonkers.

Why is this Snuffler the one for you? 

Because Plonkers is a reminder that not everything needs logic to bring joy. He’s for snack hoarders who defend their fruit stash, dairy lovers who swear milk is a personality trait, bird people who know puffins are unhinged little guys, and anyone who wants a keychain that’s as chaotic as their life.

Plonkers clinks, dangles, and makes your keys heavier than necessary, but he also makes them funnier. Which is really the point.