Wears a pod of peas like a crown and keeps the last one tucked in his mouth like it is treasure. He swears he is graceful, but the photo of him falling into the bushes says otherwise. Peason insists he is “sharing,” yet somehow always ends up with the best pea for himself.
Skills:
Turning pea facts into dinner table lectures
Insisting the saying goes 2 and a half peas in a pod
Chewing with smug eye contact (or lack thereof)
Personality:
Green, sweet, slightly smug, and the type who will absolutely tell you “eat your greens” while hogging them all for himself.
