Most cows stand politely on a stool to be milked. Moolder flipped the script... udders up front like a seat, chest-level furniture no one asked for, a milk pail balanced on his head, and a dangling cheese charm to tie it all together. He insists this is peak efficiency.
Forest Town isn’t convinced, but nobody can stop him.
Why is this Snuffler the one for you?
For dairy loyalists who believe milk is a personality trait, cheese fanatics who would grate it onto everything, milk tea worshippers with no shame, and chaos collectors who think furniture should never be trusted. If you’ve ever said “just one more slice of cheddar” or defended drinking straight from the carton, Moolder was probably made for you.
Moolder clinks and swings from your keys like a portable farm joke. Totally unnecessary, completely ridiculous. Which is really the point.
