Sat in a perfect shaft of sunlight like he's posing for a dramatic tea-drinking Renaissance painting. Cuppa in one hand and biscuits on his head, because pockets are for amateurs. Says it's ''efficient snacking'' but we think he just forgot it's there. Sits in silence like a Victorian ghost until someone mentions tea, then delivers a TED Talk on proper steeping times.
Skills:
Drinking tea like it's an Olympic qualifier
Balancing biscuits through light earthquakes and heavy gossip
Starting arguments about milk before tea, then vanishing mid-debate
Personality:
Chaos at 3pm, polite, slightly crunchy, and fully prepared to duel you over the last custard cream.
