Bob acts like a gentleman but still eats gravel sometimes. He positions himself at the front of every group photo and claims it is “leadership.” Believes he is destined for greater things, like starring in a bread commercial.
Skills:
Dramatic wing flaps for no reason
Posing like royalty on bins
Complaining with a single COOOO.
Personality:
Dignified, theatrical, delusional, and a little crunchy.
