Every friend group has that one guy who insists on bringing wine to events that do not need wine. That’s Gratto. He wears his graduation hat like it is a crown, keeps strawberries for “aesthetic,” and has rats that double as emotional support and unpaid interns. Occasionally you catch him chewing on one mid-conversation like it is the most normal thing in the world.
Skills:
Talking too loudly about French wine at the worst possible time
Using rats as props in every story
Buying the cheapest strawberries and forgetting about them
Personality:
Chaotic intellectual, a little pretentious, accidentally charming, and probably the reason your snacks went missing.
