Gobbo starts drooling the moment someone opens a fridge. He’s obsessed with anything edible, burgers, corn, or the occasional stolen chicken leg. He grunts when ignored, squeals when praised, and will absolutely steal your dinner if you blink. Known for sitting politely before meals, then immediately forgetting manners once the food appears.
Why is this Critter your soulmate?
For pig lovers who understand that slobber is love, for foodies who identify spiritually with second helpings, and for anyone who believes corn counts as a personality trait.
Gobbo jingles from your keys like a tiny reminder that every day’s a buffet.
